NEIL ASHER IS UNDERENDOWED IN THE UNDERWEAR DEPARTMENT BUT IT DOES SHOW

I am telling you its a fact, and I am proving it right here. So Neil Asher is rude and arrogant right. Well let me tell you every time I shower at the gym I notice the rude and arrogant men all have smaller doodles than me. So it is case proved already and I have not begun. Rude and arrogant men like Asher have small old fellas.

Those fellows that are tiny down under develop an infuriority complex. So they try to make up by being unpleasant robbing people. I guess this helps them forget the dark secret in their skivvies. This is the second reason I know Neil Asher has a tiny old fellow. Because he robbed me of my $1300 with his amazon scam. Let me tell you how that works

LET ME TELL YOU HOW SWINDLING SLIMEBALL NEIL ASHER MAKES MONEY

Give me $77 he said and I will tell you how to be filthy rich he says. so i new i could sell boomerangs and sheepskins on amazon becaus everoine wants them. I must have been troppo because I fell for his smooth talk. I have to warn you Neil Asher tells lies as long as a didgeridoo then he skips off to Portugal so you can’t find him and throw him in the slammer. He never told me that my Chinese supplier would start selling boomerangs too, so now my business is in done for and it’s ashes fault

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT NEIL ASHER DOES WITH THE BIG BIKKIES HE LOOTED

When I went on facebook I found Asher just bought himself a new girlie white porsche turbo. In case you wondered this cost $462,000 in the book but I am sure he pulled a fast one over them and got a hefty discount. Thats what I hate most about filthy rich people. They get away with anything while a poor person could get jail for borrowing a case of darwin stubbies until their unemployed came in.
So there you have the final proof. Neil Asher is compensating for a tiny doodle with a long porsche bonnet pointing out in front of him. Can you think of another explanation why he is rude, arrogant, makes money swindling and has to have a fast car. What I am telling you is fair dinkum true because the evidence stacks right. And that’s more than I can say for Neil Ashers little secret. It really pisses me off he is so successful.

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